my funny mom stories

newyorkgirl · Moderator Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 30

okay i have a funny mommy story about 2 years ago when my dauthter was 11 she was sitting in the kitchen and i was walking by her and saw she had a string hanging off her shirt so i was like joanna you have a string but as i was pulling it little did i know it was one of those yarn necklaces that she had around her neck so as i was pulling it i was kind of chocking her she was like mom what you are chocking me i'm like i am so sorry i had no idea i thought it was a piece of string. the poor thing.

then about a month ago i decided to spend a day with my daughter joanna, so i highlighted her hair which came out cute a trimmed her up which came out cute then i decided to do her eyebrows twiz them. so now i am doing them i could not find my glasses so it was kind of hard for me to see what i was doing so as i was doing i kinda of grabbed her skin a couple of tmes she said well as longs as they come out even i do not want to tell my friends that my mother could not find her glasses as she was doing them and then you know when you buy conditoner well i like to smell them so my son was like let me smell it so he did well joanna was like me smell it so i squezed it a litlle bit to hard by mistake so as she was smelling it it went up her nose she is like jeez mom are you crazy you have to laugh.

then another time my older daughter she is 21 now, but when she was 17 she decided to make a cake and i left her for a second and when i came up she was mom this does not look right well she put 1and 1/4 cups of oil instead of 1/4 the 1 and 1/4 cup was suppose to be the water now here we are taking paper towels and trying to soak up some of the oil were like laughing my husband really was into this cake and he is like what are you doing and you hear him saying there better be no eggshells in there i felt like lucy and ethel i have to say the cake was very moist. but kind of fell apart .